Miscellaneous: Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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You deserved it 382

By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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You deserved it 5 502

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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You deserved it 1 958

By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 792

You deserved it 2 975

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 648

You deserved it 13 129

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 540

You deserved it 3 197

Deemon_Cat 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:21

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a **** her life.

Samuraixman 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:33

have sex with her boyfriend

Comments

bob1233 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:24

HAHAHAHAHAHA that's the funniest mental picture EVER!

nanoflacka 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:25

Piss on her face!

xtatik 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:49

THAT IS THE HEIGHT OF VULGARITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous5328 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:27

why did 1000+ say she deserved it!!? its not her fault she looked better in the dress!

skuldlunrix 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:51

They were probably trolling. Or they really honestly think she should've worn a different dress.

apocalocyntosis 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:33

That girl's ******' awesome. FYL though. Edit: You should've just jacked her dress and left her there naked.

ohmandapants 16

Friday 21 August 2009 1:49

I agree with #92 :) although maybe after taking her dress, cover her with the puke-covered one. Like a nice smelly chunky blankie.

omar_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 3:03

haha that sucks

rustylertz 0

Friday 21 August 2009 3:12

In Canada?? You're supposed to be the sane ones! :(

bucketgirl 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:39

#105: Canada? Sane? I heard a rumor over a thousand border patrol drones were deployed recently because us crazy Canadians keep sending those silly Americans all their drugs... or something? Maybe it's the illegal beaver trafficking, who knows! Anyhow, I bet you were in Vancouver. Because here in Victoria, we're much too nice for that kind of stuff! ..... /endBS

princess__m 0

Friday 28 August 2009 10:34

lmfao i wouldnt be so sure about that! i'm from victoria too... i know a few girls who would probably do this. okay, two. but still. haha

its_shrimpage 0

Friday 21 August 2009 10:04

ydi for a) yelling at a drunk person who probably has no fckn idea what shes doing. b) continuously yelling at a drunk girl who you should have assumed was about to puke, and c) for sounding like a whiny conceited bitch right now

Zolotros 0

Friday 21 August 2009 19:38

you, sir, are a ******* moron.

RoguePenguin 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:30

Did you even read the post? A girl she had never spoken to walked up to her and attacked her for a coincidence that she had no way of knowing about a head of time. I hope you get puked on.