Work: Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought... - FML

By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 702

You deserved it 1 888

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 03:06 - United States - Tyler

Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 843

You deserved it 1 778

Crisis

By Anonymous - 29/07/2020 23:00

Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 391

You deserved it 339

By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 13:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 255

You deserved it 1 522

By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 061

You deserved it 3 798

By wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 024

You deserved it 2 486

By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 993

You deserved it 4 048

Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 816

You deserved it 138

Dumbass customers

By Fitz - 29/07/2013 06:30 - United States

Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 629

You deserved it 4 434

Please leave

By bakingwomannnnnnnn - 20/11/2013 07:59 - United States - Redding

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 879

You deserved it 3 142

By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 790

You deserved it 1 888

Next

Top comments

0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:12

Was he only expecting a single cherry?

flopstar 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:10

Some people..

Comments

FUCKENBEAST 9

Wednesday 3 June 2015 9:48

Maybe he just wanted the flavor to be cherry

SS 31

Wednesday 3 June 2015 13:27

Exactly what I was thinking. Of course, the smart thing to do would be for the person to have asked what is in it when they bought it.

SweetheartSusie 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 10:24

The stupid is just too much to handle in this.

EJ_Red 9

Wednesday 3 June 2015 11:16

Cherry pies have berries in them?! That's a more shocking fact than the time I found out that humans have enough bones to make up a human skeleton

prxnxcxss_ 7

Wednesday 3 June 2015 15:17

Cherry pies were supposed to have cheeries .

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:39

Get the manager?

dakotaabriannee 14

Wednesday 3 June 2015 20:16

Being someone who's worked in the restaurant industry for awhile, I think some people are just cheap assholes and will find any excuse to eat food but still get their money back like they ate for free.

cryptic_silence 11

Wednesday 3 June 2015 22:45

1,048 people found cherries in their cherry pie and didn't want cherries

SlipSpaceGixxer 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 5:52

there seems to d no sign of intelligent life here...

nomrana 14

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:10

I bet he's sent by god to make ur live miserable.

Blah123459876 3

Saturday 6 June 2015 13:16

yep just another day working a retail job i would have had some fun with this guy and ask him numerous questions that make him feel stupid for yelling at you

3
4
5
6
7

Keywords

Break-ups Love Christmas Gross Poopoo peepee Miscellaneous Ironic Argument Awkward Friends Cute Haircut Relatable Cars Work You're fired Covid Health Jealousy Cheating Kids Parenting Family Cats DIY Sex Roommate Am I overreacting? Intimacy Management

The Top

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 333

You deserved it 76

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 150

You deserved it 39 590

The Top

Today, at work, I was criticized for mentioning the actual subject of an email in the subject line, as well as using a text marker to make relevant information stand out. Apparently, this is confusing for some people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 977

You deserved it 90

Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a weeks pay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 522

You deserved it 27 301

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 963

You deserved it 4 583

Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 759

You deserved it 9 911

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 874

You deserved it 4 395

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 479

You deserved it 144