Customers, Public freakouts and Work: Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt"...

By McFuckYouTooCunt - 11/06/2015 13:44 - Australia - Bellevue Hill

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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Lovin' it

By RAB - 18/07/2020 02:02

Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML

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Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Monolith

By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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cnewton84 28

Thursday 11 June 2015 18:39

I think every person should have to work in customer service before they die..

DocBastard 38

Thursday 11 June 2015 20:16

Translation of sammiking's comment: "I feel like an idiot for making an obvious comment, and I feel like an even bigger idiot for then clarifying my obvious comment, so now I'm going to do exactly what the customer in the story did and go completely apeshit to cover up my needless frustration and make myself look like an asshole." This service provided free of charge by DocBastard's Idiot-English Translation Engine. You're welcome.

Comments

Eloxia 7

Friday 12 June 2015 18:11

Everyone should have to work the counter of a fast food restaurant for at least a year, and live on the wages it pays. I think it would foster new respect for those who work thankless jobs for little pay.

Blah123459876 3

Saturday 13 June 2015 7:57

got to numb yourself to that shit customer service is tough cause your the first person they see and when a problem arises you get it all

apple10_fml 2

Saturday 13 June 2015 17:00

I know you were Australian just by reading it.

foxy_grampa 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 21:47

But the breakfast menu is better at McDonald's anyway, if that could be served all day I would be happy so I don't know why he's complaining. I'm pretty sure most people want breakfast served past 10:30 as is, why complain you can't get lunch early enough?

DoDaJulio 13

Sunday 14 June 2015 4:11

YDI, working at McDonald's. I get you're 15, but try Chick-Fil-A or something.

tonijulie 20

Sunday 14 June 2015 15:40

I knew this would be in Australia. Haha

Eyalsh 32

Monday 15 June 2015 3:40

"Hamburgers! the cornerstone of any notritious breakfast!"

Purpleishrose 12

Monday 15 June 2015 3:51

This is, without a doubt, the most Australian FML I've ever read. Love it... sorry OP but we do live in such a colorful amd politically correct County bahahaha