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By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Classic escape plan

By Amanda - 31/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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Friday 4 October 2013 16:20

Well isn't he a dick.

naznafeathers 22

Friday 4 October 2013 16:21

Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l

Comments

CammyGal 26

Friday 4 October 2013 16:32

Maybe he has such a small dick because he took 3/4 of it and shoved it into his personality.

Wizardo 33

Friday 4 October 2013 16:33

He should have been a gentlemen and just told her it wasn't going to work at the end of the date and beauty is in the eye of the beholder, its too bad he's got stink eye.

junkman6 22

Friday 4 October 2013 16:34

I almost feel like this is from some "how would you react" TV show. I honestly can't believe he couldn't get rid of his date(?) any other way than involving OP.

perdix 29

Friday 4 October 2013 16:36

You should have yelled "No takebacks!" and forced him to take you on a date. I'm sure that would go well.

perdix 29

Friday 4 October 2013 16:42

Girls freak out if they find out their boyfriends are attracted to hideous women. 1. They panic because they don't know who poses a threat. 2. They lose respect for his taste in women. 3. If he likes hideous women, what am I? AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!

vipirius 18

Friday 4 October 2013 17:00

Who said anything about a boyfriend? Or that OP was hideous?

perdix 29

Friday 4 October 2013 17:37

It's right there in the story, unless you want to quibble about the date/boyfriend distinction. The ********'s move would have been most effective if the OP were hideous...and the funniest scenario to me.

dRpRdP 8

Friday 4 October 2013 16:42

well that's a compliment for u.. but that ditched girl's life sucks

perdix 29

Friday 4 October 2013 17:01

The ditched girl's life sucks because she lost a flaming asshole like that? Where I'm from, we call that a "blessing in disguise."

createdenemy_fml 9

Friday 4 October 2013 17:57

well, this douchebag took back the "compliment"...

Kukua 5

Saturday 5 October 2013 19:19

Certainly not a compliment! Better to be told nothing at all than "you're beautiful....just kidding"!

itsmecutiepie 17

Friday 4 October 2013 16:54

I would've slapped him across the face, just because.

vipirius 18

Friday 4 October 2013 16:58

Still stupid.

sarcasticlover 30

Friday 4 October 2013 17:22

he might've said that because he didn't want u to get a wrong impression....on the other hand I'm sure he did find u pretty or else why would he come to you at the first place?