By ypsitucky - 26/07/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

How long was the cloud of dust around your porch that you didn't notice them taking stuff?

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WHOWASTHEPHONE 10

Those bastards, take their lawn ornaments.

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Happiness2Joy 3

Wouldn't the dust have settled in a very short time period? It doesn't take five minutes to settle or anything so how could you not notice them?

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Happiness2Joy 3

I guess they could of thrown it over the fence into their yard..

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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

that's you should always have a high caliber gun on you u at all times - Larry the Cable Guy-

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MrSexyPants 14

How the hell do you remember your username?

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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

well all I do is right it down on a piece of paper

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

that's what happens when you live I the hood

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roobear 2

Are people really asking how long the dust takes to settle? Really guys, REALLY? To the OP: why did your neighbors come and take your stuff after the truck hit the porch? Couldn't they have just come at 3 in the morning and taken it if they really want it? I feel like there has to be something more here. Why would they choose that moment to steal furniture?

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X_Codes 11

Better question, why would the OP's neighbors steal his furniture AT ALL... I mean, that's just an ass thing to do. Do they not think he'll know they took it?

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moto51 0

really??? REALLY?????!! hahaha

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hapetreefriend 1

I think he/she wrote it just to get a laugh

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explodingmuffint 0

Geezus. They used the crash to come see what the dude had. "when the dust settled" means when everything was over and taken care of the neighbors robbed the apparently worth stealing furniture.

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xleanne_aLly 23

Wow, where do you live? OP go after them and take your stuff back.

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txgirl2013 14

Horrible Neighbors! Go **** their shit up!

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NikkiFlysKites 8

Whatever that is in your profile picture is too adorable.

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synonymous 1

Because "******* their shit up" wouldn't lead them to believe that it was the OP committing said shit *******. Retaliation should stay in the 3rd grade where it belongs.

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N3v43h 0

******* laym! at least you know where abouts they live! peek over fences, and if you see your stuff and you're 100% sure it's yours, light their house one fire. have a friend of a friend drunkenly throw a Molotov cocktail. plausible deniability. it'll fly, given your hood's... way of being

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bb0687 0

Number one, what you just said was completely "laym". And number two, FYL for the idiot way you spelled "lame". D'e'ick 'ph'ace. Don't screw good words over, okay, retard?

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IanPYD 6

I would be pretty pissed! sorry to hear about that OP.

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broomhildo 19

Terrific neighbors you have there...

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Mirorbo 26

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I refuse to trust even my own neighbors. It seems you just can't trust anyone anymore...

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