By kendrox - 02/05/2014 07:11 - United States - Auburn

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML
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kendrox 12

Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...

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stanley15 12

I wouldn't call the cops, the guy sounds harmless. everyone does stupid stuff when they are drunk.

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mybubbles2000 13

Well Hon I would call the cops and let them drag his hairy rear end out of there.

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alanharvey15 13

you could have told him your not in to guys but instead women or could have called the cops to take care of him

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thewife5 19

I would let him pass out in there and sober up. There's plenty of bathrooms in the hotel

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CharismaGeek 19

Umm, if it was 4am why did u upload this at 2am

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friedgecko 9

Different time zones. Duh. Why does it matter what time it was posted and what time she said in the FML? All that is relevant is the other more prevalent details of the FML. Don't be such a dingbat.

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gloriaous 3

You deserve it for being such a magnet! ;-)

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HockeyGirlLover 7

If only it were a quarter after 1 Lady Antebellum - Need You Now

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