Work: Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked...

By kjcarey123 - 15/07/2009 17:24 - United States

Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not my fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML

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Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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jm88 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:09

I have never heard of the trash bin referred as the "round one". That's hilarious.

manoverboard 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:10

Who calls a garbage can 'the round one'?

Comments

RIP_William 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:08

FYL for your boss not being clear on who to give to, and YDI for not asking him

batrob 7

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:09

a hahahahaha maby he will name things from now on. tell your boss there are such things as square garbage cans

whateverbro 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:28

lol it doesnt matter that people think youre an asshole, it was still really funny and im sure people there also found it funny even though they might not have showed it.

triplethreat13 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:29

i woulda done the same thing, hahahahaha i started laughing out loud!

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:33

haha thats great, i'm surprised all the fat people haven't started commenting on what an evil person you are

thatswutshesaid7 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:35

OMG I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED SO HARD IF I SAW THAT HAPPEN

Summer_2009 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:48

I wouldn't have gotten that either, it was an honest mistake.

kacie13 1

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:50

LOL. I laughed my ass off when I read this. I would've done the same thing, it's an honest mistake :p

eduardo2k 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:55

im so laughing

flyingpan8 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:01

don't jump to conclusions man. seriously. it's sometimes better to play dumb than to be an adsumption whoring dickmunch. i do feel bad for you though. fyl man, fymfl (**** your mother ******* life).