By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
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WonkeyDonkey 10

Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)

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SkoomaKi 27

They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.

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jessejamesc 8

they might come back for revenge. ......

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ItsThisGirl 17

just leave it due :) its like war paint

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Omnigeek6 1

YDI, and you should be in jail for assault.

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tewa21 12

Hahahaha I would say that was worth it.

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GamerMom392 19

Well, at least they'll have horrible welts to show for it. They should feel lucky you didn't use a shotgun.

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MarkToast 19

But you gotta admit, the look on the faces of those kids was probably worth ten times as much as the pool repair

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