By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
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WonkeyDonkey 10

Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)

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SkoomaKi 27

They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.

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1R1X0X0 10

Lol all the people making intelligent comments get thumbed down. Mad world

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fictionaldiary 11

Well what the hell did you think would happen?

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DylanDTP 5

Sounds like it was totally worth it

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cjlerch 29

Invest in airsoft. Still sting, and they won't make shit yellow.

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yumyumpower 16

Not yellow !!! You can't have guest over and see that they might ask " is something wrong with your bathroom" sorry I had to !!! ?

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phazetryhard 10

They weren't kids. They were a bunch of shitty teenagers. I would've done the same thing

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kunjac0945 21

Use airsoft next time- it's easier to clean.

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DEATHLORD_fml 16

Y'know, you coulda just bought a pellet gun.

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Dynamite73 25

I'd have shot them with rock salt. It doesn't kill but it hurts like hell on a bike!

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