By you ripped them off ages ago - 17/08/2014 06:15 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
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FunnnyGirrl 19

Threats to remove ones manhood is the best kind of contraception...

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cjwayy 22

Well, birth control time!

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casste 6

I'm pretty sure she had a lot to do with making that child...

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allplayedout 20

GIMME AN I!! GIMME A U! GIMME A D!!! What's that spell?? Five years of nearly fail safe birth control!!!

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LostInTheZone11 29

For all of your vasectomy questions, call 1-800-555-SNIP.

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angelofsaturn 23

I'm 10 weeks with #2 and i've been giving my fiancé the stink eye since morning sickness kicked in 4 weeks ago. He thinks we'll have another one but if wee fetus is a boy i'm done. I have terrible morning sickness that rolls into all day sickness.

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Sakuraashita 15

Don't take it too seriously, OP, she just went through a tremendous amount of pain and is still probably hopped up on pain meds and pregnancy hormones. Ask her about it later when she hasn't just given birth and she will probably not even remember having said anything of the sort.

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swaggyswagswag 17

At least she didn't tell you it wasn't yours? ?

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mangelon86 15

Takes two to make a baby. She should get her tubes tied.

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SpamPam 18

Or he could get the easier safer and reversible quicker vasectomy

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amisenho 11

That doesn't even make sense. It takes two to make a baby, so stick the woman with the responsibility of birth control? You do realize that vasectomies are quicker, safer, cheaper, and have less recovery time than tubal ligation, right? Why not go with a safer bet if you really don't want any (more) children? I've been seeing that "two to tango" excuse on this FML more times than I can count. What about FMLs where the wife finds out she's pregnant, and people tell the husband to, "Make damn sure it's yours, or else you could be stuck with the responsibility of raising it," or, "I bet she skipped her birth control on purpose; you didn't ask for this kid." What happened to the "two to tango" argument there? I rarely see it there without a wave of down-votes.

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Ichiya 29

Seems different here they are married and have 3 other kids its less likely that this one isnt his and impossible for it not to be hers. Besides the husband never said he didnt want more kids the wife did so oet her make sure it doesnt happen. There should be a discussion after they get home about if they really want more kids or not, who is willing to get a procedure done to fix it, or if they feel safe enough with birth control/condoms. If the husband still doesnt want to get a vesectemy then its his right not to and instead of complaining about it the wife should realize it is just as much if not more so her responsibility to make sure SHE doesnt get pregnant with a xhild SHE doesnt want.

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RedPillSucks 31

My wife said the same to me after our first, and everybody laughed then too. The look in her eye convinced me to adopt our second child.

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Sigilwen 24

Read it a couple times. You will understand it.

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JBChristian 47

Anyone have a bat? Seems I need my reset button hit a couple times.

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