By agent_awesome - 21/09/2011 15:25 - United Kingdom

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML
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agent_awesome 10

i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope

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Epsilonyx 15

What you did next, I can only imagine.

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indistructo 3

thar has got to be horrible I would freak out

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DocBastard 38

It's a bad sign when even insects think your speech is terrible and do whatever it takes to shut you up.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

It wasnt terrible, it was a conspiracy set by the goverment to shut him up for giving information to the public.

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eeppiicc 8

Doc how did your patient get a coke bottle there?

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johnnyolivares 0

I wonder how long it took them to train that fly....

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DFlit1 0

One good blow and then talk... Yes that is what every girl should do when they decide to open their mouth

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm a guy, and your comment is very sexist, asshole.

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agent_awesome 10

i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope

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KiddNYC1O 20

So were you elected president after all?

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RebekahBrooke 9

ahhhhhhh how awkward. :D

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elk21dbm 18

Win for actually commenting on your own fml

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RebekahBrooke 9

Psh I've done it. I don't see why people DON'T comment on their Fmls

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todebonekill 2

Is that why your profile shows '0 out of 1 submitted?..

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KiddNYC1O 20

58- She's had one. I'm witness.

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Dilwann 27

Could have commented under a different name.

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rawrr61 4

This fml actually fits perfectly with your username dude. Haha

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