By Dog_Lover - 18/12/2012 15:30 - Canada - Montreal

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
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YoTengoTomatoes 7

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

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TrentFairburn 3

"Come her penis. Get in the house penis. 'Cum' on! Penis! Stay!"

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martini47 12

Who names there dog dong? I mean you were kinda asking for that one

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ktwynn 6

What he named his dog was not the word dong, it was a word that in Greek means dong.

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ktwynn 6

Has he ever gotten out? Cause it would be hilarious if you've walked around your neighborhood asking where your penis is.

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vgla 7

Number one: why the hell would you name your dog dong!!!!! It just sounds like it would mean penis

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meow234 6

She did not name her dog dong. She named her dog the Greek word for dong.

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koolkat27 13

86- Are people seriously this stupid? There's been like 5 other comments saying the dog's name is Dong. Is reading really that difficult?

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NigerianMedicine 11

I don't think you need to be Greek to know that "Dong" means "penis".

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charlieohcharlie 12

Reading comprehension fail.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Seriously? There are at least 4 comments previous to yours in which it was explained that "dong" is not the dog's name. ******* read before you comment, 90.

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pinkpixie06 11

I believe OP used "dong" as another common term for penis and that it is not the dog's name. Calm down, people!

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EpicFail1520 16

This is amazing.

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dbothakill 4

How have you never heard a penis referred to as a song before?

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