Love: Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another...

By Huge A Hole - 01/02/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

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By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 00:58 - Kenya

Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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Thursday 12 February 2009 1:19

you're a good man for sticking up for your friend. If she can throw out shit, then she needs to be able to take shit back. Sounds like she wouldn't turn out to be that great of a girlfriend anyway. move on, you can do better.

imdacsgrrl 0

Monday 19 July 2010 10:07

Uhhh, if you have such a huge crush on her why the hell don't you know her mom died? You don't know anything about her do you?

Comments

cheezburgerer 0

Monday 6 July 2009 0:32

Haha, that's like when my best friend was saying something about a heart attack to me and i had nothing else to say then: Your grandpa had a heart attack. He did, a couple of days before.

ibored123 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:00

why would you say that to the girl you liked?

dan81892 2

Monday 20 July 2009 2:58

although you didn't know, YDI for using such a stupid insult

PokeyStix 3

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:06

Not that terribly, though. That's just harsh. Sure he didn't know, but if he did, that'd've been harsh.

dan11 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:36

YDI for using a "your mom" joke. what are you five?

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:59

that's brutal, but it's kinda funny you used an insult like that :)

Random_Name 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 13:52

hahaha that's the worst insult i've ever heard... but the funniest thing as well.. but yeah, not your fault, she was bein a bitch and you didn't know, who cares?

fmylife_hardcore 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:23

I lol'd at this. Because it's funny xD. Dude... You're not smart, man.. FYL.

Icantfindmymommy 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:53

If her mom wasn't dead then it would be perfectly fine but that's an awfully bad coincidence. Once someone told me to never let my dad make my lunch I said that's not going to happen she then asked if he was retarded I said no just dead