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By Elizabeth - 11/12/2008 05:13 - France

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

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Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML

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By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By ChangoFett - 26/05/2013 06:46 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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Ugh

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML

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By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:53

There's another FML on this board somewhere about an English student asking his American teacher for a rubber...

choppedNskrewed 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:02

LOL i thought you meant condom!!

Comments

tswizzle 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 22:21

Not to sound like a 'traitor', but I personally find Britain and it's vocabulary a lot more fun than the states xD

galt 13

Saturday 11 August 2012 16:06

It is :p

qwerty8788 4

Saturday 24 April 2010 6:32

yeah it also means eraser in Australia

fmlissoooooofked 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 8:53

wtf is a rubber if its not a condom

Kua_Mei 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:37

an eraser.

writergirl69 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:40

son, you are number two. number five hasn't happened yet

deathgrowl6 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 6:16

hah, thats what I was thinking at first too.

gonzaval 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 10:23

lol

hanzoo 0

Monday 11 April 2011 10:34

#41 it means eraser obviously

robinsn 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:00

35: There's a big difference between slang and actual vocabulary. Americans use rubber as slang for condom; you can't blame them for misreading it. If you talk about "a rubber" to an American, most of them will think you're talking about a condom. Brits have just as many slang terms.