By Cherrish it - 04/09/2012 04:24 - United States - Carmichael

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML
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license2chill 5

Smooth, try not to be so sarcastic next time

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randomthing 22

That's just bad luck. D:

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GlobalGenocide 8

So many haters... How could he have possibly known that before saying that. Just unfortunate for him having to find out about her family in that way.

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longtimesunshine 4

yes but what kind of comment is "did your dad choke on a car too?" - even if no one she knew had been in an accident, it was a rude comment

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Swiko 11

Wow. What an asshole move. Why do you care if she likes or hates cherries and driving anyways?

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TurquoiseJesus 15

You're a Dick, OP, but you win some points back because of your name.

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Sharkiestd101 7

What a horrible thing to say!

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PhishloverA 14

Choking on a car? That doesn't even make sense. I know you were being sarcastic but still

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noisebox 1

Dead is all around that chick....you could be next....

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birdcagereligion 10

If I were you, I wouldn't be surprised if you soon become haunted by her brothers' ghosts.

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