Miscellaneous: Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since...

By Cherrish it - 04/09/2012 04:24 - United States - Carmichael

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML

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Same thing different taste

By notlaughing - 18/04/2013 13:57 - United States - College Park

Today, a girl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on my saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. FML

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You deserved it 7 297

So wrong

By Greg - 28/09/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

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You deserved it 22 133

Misogynistic and insensitive. Great.

By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Huron

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom passed away when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered, "Women drivers." FML

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You deserved it 450

By annonymous - 18/06/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

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You deserved it 2 043

Hell no

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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You deserved it 8 934

By ulisha5 - 02/08/2013 21:54 - Bulgaria - Burgas

Today, my son told his 8-year-old sister that since she swallowed an apple seed, that a tree is going to grow in her stomach and kill her. She's inconsolable and won't believe that she'll be fine, because "they say that to all the dying people on TV". FML

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Good initiative

By cough - 27/12/2019 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML

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You deserved it 234

Emergency

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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You deserved it 3 562

By ppema - 31/07/2015 18:28 - United States

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

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You deserved it 2 239

Little tease

By pickles! - 03/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a friend's house teasing her with a pickle. She hates them so I thought it would be funny to pretend to deep throat it. Her dad came in and startled me so bad, I inhaled it. She had to call 911 while he performed the Heimlich maneuver. I’m no longer welcome back. FML

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You deserved it 1 327

license2chill 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:00

Smooth, try not to be so sarcastic next time

randomthing 22

Tuesday 4 September 2012 11:58

That's just bad luck. D:

Comments

purpleisbloo 13

Wednesday 5 September 2012 9:48

Looking at all these comments are making me wonder about the levels of people's reading comprehensions skills... IT DOES NOT SAY THE FATHER DIED!!! Also, he was just trying to make a joke, how was he supposed to know that it was something traumatizing?

tne201992 12

Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:16

YDI dude. Not even a twix, would help you.

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 5 September 2012 13:22

And i bet you felt like a real asshole and if you didn't feel bad then you are a asshole. Sometimes people have different reasons for not liking things weather it seems silly or not to you ,Its their decision on what they like or dont like . Its all about timing knowing when its right or wrong to be sarcastic , you actually have to be funny to be a smart ass other wise your just an ass.

pengin 13

Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:02

Aww that poor girl... I can assume you were just trying to light-heartedly made a sarcastic joke OP as you didn't know-- but 1) if you didn't know this person well-- you shouldn't be so comfortable to joke about such things and 2) You already knew she is hurt about her dad choking on cherries-- so why even THINK to joke about her dad?? You need to have much more control and be more empathetic.. OP, you sound like a total asshole. :(

Baybayy24 2

Wednesday 5 September 2012 23:03

Wow you're insensitive. YDI.

pawzluver 7

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:15

Dayumm, that's why you should keep you mouth shut. Idiot.

RyanB1993 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:17

YDI for being a smart ass.

unlucky90 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 8:58

Honestly, chick sounds like a pussy. Everybody goes through horrible experiences, most of us get the hell over it. I wouldn't stop driving just because one of my friends died because he was racing someone else. I wouldn't stop riding dirt bikes because my dad was permanently brain damaged after being hit in the head with the front tire of his 400cc. I wouldn't ditch on my service members after seeing my comrades die on the field. ******* pussy...