Love: Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful....

By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

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By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Randomspaghetti - 15/09/2016 21:11 - United States - Lehi

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

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By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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By Noname - 19/01/2009 09:21 - United States

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:42 - United States

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

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By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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LastResort318 14

Saturday 7 November 2015 1:23

The guys and asshole. Don't let it get you down and just keep doing you.

singlwforlife 22

Saturday 7 November 2015 1:25

He just showed how ugly inside he truly is. I'm sure you're beautiful inside and out, OP. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. But your inner beauty just accentuates your putter beauty even more! Stay strong and keep your head up!

Comments

Scorpio01 16

Saturday 7 November 2015 4:59

That's so wicked...

writergirl1029 17

Saturday 7 November 2015 5:01

What is wrong with people?

katluvr 22

Saturday 7 November 2015 6:06

There is no excuse for cruelty, ever. I'm sorry that you had to endure this and sincerely hope that you took none of it to heart. True beauty cannot be seen with the eyes.

karmapiesforall 8

Saturday 7 November 2015 6:12

Who cares about assholes like them.

booterus 20

Saturday 7 November 2015 6:33

I think you're beautiful, OP.

schreibergx93 19

Saturday 7 November 2015 7:10

Being a decent human being calls for not leading others on with a lie. I'm sorry you had to deal with that OP. However, the best practice is to not care about his opinion.

idk_rose 25

Saturday 7 November 2015 7:41

jerk.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 7 November 2015 8:20

That's not everyone...that doesn't define you

Sourmena 2

Saturday 7 November 2015 9:11

How can you know she's beautiful? Maybe the guy could not lie to her. It's not important to be beautiful on the outside because the one true love, will love us for who we are. If you're ugly, you eliminate the chance of someone just want to use you as an "accessory".

ninety 25

Saturday 7 November 2015 17:23

That's not necessarily true. People that are ugly or believe themselves to be ugly, such as girls and especially those with lower self-esteem in the looks department, tend to be targeted since they're usually nicer and easier to manipulate and/or take advantage of. One of my former best friends is a great example of this.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 8 November 2015 6:42

Everyone is beautiful to someone. Just because you don't find someone attractive doesn't mean they are not beautiful, that's our point. There's someone who will find you beautiful somewhere in this world.

tjpr314 8

Saturday 7 November 2015 9:16

What an idiot! I hope you didn't take that to heart. Always know and tell yourself that you are a beautiful and wonderful person inside and outside. It's nice to get genuine compliments but know you don't need validation from anyone anyway. When you know your own beauty and worth no one can bring you down especially with stupidity. Keep shining.