By fleatitting fame - 04/07/2014 21:30 - Norway - Oslo

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
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gjikvtj 18

Google masectomy and come back

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?

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MVSK 8

he could'nt resist the need to let you know!.

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Enslaved 36

At first, I thought he was going to tell you, you had Angelina Jolie's DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

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91hayek 31

Everyone saying she should take it as a compliment should think again. This is exactly what neggers want OP to do as part of their negging system if this guy is doing some pathetic pick up thing. I thought it was bullshit that women would fall for it, but thanks to these comments I stand corrected.

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avila_boy22 12

damn, ...what a jerk

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FroggerForReal 11

wow that's kinda rude but if he was joking don't take it to hard. Unless you didn't know him then go all Bruce Lee on him

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the_Jessicaaa 11

Woah what a perv, at least you know he was checking you out

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VerbalVenom 16

Actually, you CAN take that as a compliment, OP. Because as part of the same surgery as her mastectomy, she got implants.

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fieraislife 12

He was ridiculously rude dude..!

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