By fleatitting fame - 04/07/2014 21:30 - Norway - Oslo

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
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gjikvtj 18

Google masectomy and come back

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?

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loathingloser 14

So tell me, Op.. How did that make you feel?

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Vanshikap 24

that's the best way for someone to say u have no **** that I've ever heard of. and I've heard a lot of them. It's ok OP, he's not worth ur time, ur gonna find someone great who loves u for everything,small **** included.

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kenoswild 14

**** or no ****, Jolie is sizzling hot which means you are too. Beauty doesn't necessarily include the body so don't be too concerned.

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sabine123_fml 5

What an asshole stay clear of that loser

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stargirl_95 24

Ugh he's probably one of those disgusting PUAs who bash a girls self esteem as a way of manipulating her into sleeping with them. I suggest that you stay FAR away from this douchebag. Don't let his comment make you feel bad OP. That's exactly what he wants.

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sartrow 8

LMAO!! that is definitely a favorite FML, gotta admit, the guy got you hook line and sinker! :)

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Saraishi 24

And you said ''You look like her too. You know, the no dick part.''

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I am sad that I only have one thumbs up to give this. It really would have been the perfect comeback.

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