Health: Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick...

By Anonymous - 10/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Milton

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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Public freakout

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 06:00

Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML

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By Pelota - 01/07/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

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By GrandTheftArson - 09/03/2016 03:51 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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Saturday 11 April 2015 9:12

There are some really shitty people in this world OP. I am truly sorry you had to experience this asshole.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Saturday 11 April 2015 9:18

This is why I carry a gun.

Comments

PurpleMyth 28

Saturday 11 April 2015 9:35

Well Satan has a new guest on the list for permanent stay...

quesok 22

Saturday 11 April 2015 9:38

Sticks and Shifts may break my bones...

nityasomaiya 46

Saturday 11 April 2015 11:33

But chains and whips excite me...

Jennandco 25

Saturday 11 April 2015 9:41

Well did he spend enough time with you for you to properly devote his appearance to memory? You now have proof of his assault, get him done, OP!

giantsfan2010 23

Saturday 11 April 2015 9:49

This is only one of the many reasons I drive a stick.

shotgun_girl 17

Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:35

Another good one is in an apocalypse you can drive any car! ^u^

kittynat 16

Saturday 11 April 2015 9:51

Remember OP, what goes around comes around. He will have his punishment karma doesn't let anyone off the hook.

Bgreene_5 12

Saturday 11 April 2015 9:54

I love that you still make a Chris brown joke

tranced_ 45

Saturday 11 April 2015 10:06

Revenge!

SweetasCandy0609 28

Saturday 11 April 2015 10:20

so he beat you up because first off he's the dumbass that tried to steal from you instead of getting a job and make his own money to buy a car and second because he doesn't know how to drive a stick? wow what an idiot, I hope you heal fast OP.

bud125 5

Saturday 11 April 2015 11:00

"and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown." OP, I think I love you.

abNormal62 23

Saturday 11 April 2015 11:16

Car jacked by a chris brown wannabe? And he got more unreasonable and aggressive when his ability to perform became suspect? Sounds like just another day in the life for Rihanna my friend. At least you stood up for yourself