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By burningman - 22/01/2015 10:40 - Germany - Darmstadt

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By chinousmc - 06/12/2012 11:30 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML

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randomguy76 14

Friday 23 January 2015 0:56

He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.

King_paradox 22

Friday 23 January 2015 0:53

Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level

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Unes 10

Friday 23 January 2015 5:26

That's his way to say lighten up

LittleMissShadow 16

Friday 23 January 2015 6:22

He's probably just trying to say he thinks you're hot..... Haha hot.. Fire.... No? Ok...

lndala 15

Friday 23 January 2015 16:57

You should have stopped while you were ahead

klecabreg 4

Friday 23 January 2015 6:44

I don't understand why anyone would even say you deserved this

exoticwaved 9

Friday 23 January 2015 7:14

Puts a new twist on "can I bum a smoke?"

kirbs19 37

Friday 23 January 2015 8:01

He had the hots for you

CaliCassanova 14

Friday 23 January 2015 9:07

It's the latest fashion burnt hair! And he wasn't homeless he was a hipster hahaha

Sheepalicious 20

Friday 23 January 2015 14:51

you are the light of his life

Audem_fml 27

Friday 23 January 2015 16:48

Well at least it's an original way of saying 'hello' ;)

missmisery86 11

Friday 23 January 2015 16:55

hahaha wtf?

blasticness400 4

Friday 23 January 2015 19:18

Homeless people, lighting the way for us since 1968.

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Same thing different taste

You OK dude?

Close but no cigar

This is lit

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