Health: Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still...

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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You deserved it 8 142

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 342

You deserved it 11 651

Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 556

You deserved it 4 813

By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 934

You deserved it 3 500

By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 579

You deserved it 378

He is worried

By Anonymous - 08/02/2020 01:00

Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 121

You deserved it 256

By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 741

You deserved it 8 735

By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 473

You deserved it 13 062

By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 729

You deserved it 10 731

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 643

You deserved it 24 788

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 967

You deserved it 18 122

sarahmah214 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:11

aww

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:13

Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.

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JABabY 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:01

lol wow nice

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:01

isn't Heidi Montag or was on the hills or was she on lagunna beach? but anyways her boobs are sooo gross haha XD

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:04

Yes. And, yes.

PLATINUMsilk 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:01

LOL

taaaaylorRenee 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:17

maybe lose weight.?

rugbyking5525 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:28

oh my god you're so hot

alex1432 9

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:31

agreed

taaaaylorRenee 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:38

haha thaanks

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 9 September 2010 18:36

#233 Oh my god, you're so creepy.

the_flirtt 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:18

true, very true

xia0s0nz 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:22

sad

captainkrispy 2

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:29

sucks to be you I'm withe the stupid 

zoeyluverCG_fml 3

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:39

ouch.

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:47

He stoled the kid.

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:48

stole*

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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You deserved it 42 714

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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You deserved it 6 979

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Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 3 988

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 571

You deserved it 25 215

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 152

You deserved it 10 103

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 577

You deserved it 10 441

Today, I realized I've been saying "Excuse me" to automatic sliding doors for the past week. They haven't responded yet, but I'll keep you posted on their social skills. FML

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You deserved it 170

Today, I was preparing to leave my campsite when I noticed that my neighbors were trying to put up a canopy. I walked over and said, "Do you need a hand?" Then I noticed the man had a prosthetic hook. FML

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You deserved it 158

Same thing different taste

Hereditary?

He is worried

Nice of her

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