By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.

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skyttlz 32

lol just say people gain weight in different places

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FFML314 0

...say the darnedest things ;)

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FFML_314 11

ATTENTION EVERYONE: Please welcome, the biggest stalker on FML. Yes, she has decided to "duplicate" my profile in hopes of "ruining my life" There is apparently a mass message going around that is life ruining. Yes, she is an idiot and doesn't realize our profiles, username and vocabulary are vastly different. CARRY ON.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

*Is speechless because of what the world has come to*

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hibarbie 0

LOL really?... people have no life. how sad. "Today, I got on FML and decided to stalk and duplicate someones complete FML account because I have no hobbies or friends. FML"

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Imitation is the highest form... Nobody can really imitate me convincingly here. At least, not without getting rid of her own offline life too. There's one plus to being a hermit, I guess. :)

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FFML_314 11

It's obvious. Janey, what can I do? Everyone just loves me this much. She's claiming to be Toxi and is threatening to send out a "mass" message to "ruin my life" on the internet...forever!!! Be afraid, be very afraid.

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Graawr 7

This is so sad. She's making herself look like a loser. :<

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FFML314 0

104- do you enjoy rice?

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FFML_314 11

Poor baby. Can't even message me back. :P

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Allaineyyy 0

Lose some weight! Then they'll look bigger.

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hibarbie 0

awww the innocence of children, at least you can count on them to keep it real. but FYL nonetheless.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

This is neither a 'psych'* moment, nor something Anna would say.

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fable_fayebee 0

kids can say the best things. maybe you should get the fat transfered to your boobs? hmmmmm

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bbyychula710 0

lol in El Salvador they have a sayinq "drunk people & kids always say the truth" aww sorry OP!!

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StrickenAza34 4

hmmm, how does that happen OP? not enough excercise?

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