By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.

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amazzinnkiid 0

Wow slap the bitch upside her head and chop off her neck. take a gun, shoot her legs and shove it down her ******. then for the finisher.... wait for it...... TEABAG her ass and. eat her nipples XP

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hibarbie 0

this seems a little extreme don't you think? hmmm...

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Samberriee 9

I'm skinny with small boobs... but I guess that makes sense. I'd rather be fat with huge boobs tho.

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Yeah but then they'll sag to your knees when you get old.

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penguin7 0

I have little boobs. we r blessed. people with big ones can't wear cool clothes. they're always making girls look trashy anyway:)

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mikey0505 0

ahahahah slap in the face that much suck and you couldn't even smack her in the face cause she's not yours

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LightningLadyy 0

I would have done it... No harm in a friendly nudge.

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mcsquanch 0

start with workin out 20 mins 3 times a week then with the results u see from that u will be motivated to do more.

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XxGingerBbyxX 0

omg I have this one aunt who's like rlly rlly fat but she has the flattest butt ever it's jus weird but she's cool

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fmlissoooooofked 0

did u find 20 bucks?

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Samberriee 9

That's too true, 65. My grandma is a perfect example.... But I still at least want average-sized boobies. ;(

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IHateThinkingOfA 0

kids say the darnest thing. :D

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