By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.

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perdix 29

I see a lot people proposing the lose weight/boob job solution (or one or the other). That's going to take hard work, discipline and a lot of money. A more effective solution is to go to bars where men get very drunk. Alcohol makes you beautiful. You'll have all the boyfriends you want, and can keep them as long as you keep them pickled. Sobriety is your enemy.

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runawaybishop 5

this sounds like the best suggestion here #144

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uss125 0

ydi for being a fat lard

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Native_Hunny021 1

suck out all your fat, n put it in your boobs... its possible!

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thepsychobilly 0

I can't quite picture that... Well, time to break out the oranges!

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perdix 29

That would be awesome if those boobs really belonged to you, spamf. A check on TinEye shows that you are very popular in Russia, Romania and Hungary, and with several **** sites. That would be great to have a **** star from MILFord, USA commenting here on FML, but I think that would be too good to be true.

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MetalFish 0

either that or they defy gravity

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Freeze_fml 16

I'm glad someone else knows about TinEye.

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perdix 29

5t3ff, they probably are real, but they belong to a **** star, not some snarky FML commenter. I'd love it if spamf proved that picture was really her. Who knows? **** stars probably have a lot of time on their hands. After the males shoot their wads, they need some recovery time, so why couldn't spamf entertain us with some of her witticisms? Not likely, but a guy can dream, can't he?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

*stares blankly* If they are real, whoever is in the picture is wearing a super-push-up bra. If those are real, there's no way they'd naturally sit like that. ...How many **** stars have natural boobs that big?

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perdix 29

5t3ff, I definitely agree that those boobs are getting some significant lift from that bra. Some **** stars have big naturals. Christy Canyon comes to mind, and so does Brandi Taylor. Others have what appear to be fakes, but they look good enough to cause some doubt. The worst is Audrey Bitoni -- you can see her scars and when she does reverse cowgirl, they are just misshapen. She's a great **** star nevertheless.

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FFML_314 11

I wish my "big naturals" sat like that!

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fmlwinnn 0

well...some girls get lucky and have all their fat go to their boobs. :

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pureecstasy 5

Don't worry about it op. Huge boobs become saggy and unattractive later on in life.

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pureecstasy 5

Haha boobs are nice for awhile though. =)

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oldenuff2party 3

thin gia with small boobs are ait. bit dam that's a bad combo

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MetalFish 0

I think we should phone an ambulance for this guy... He seems to be having a stroke.

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