Health: Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still... - FML

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2020 01:00

Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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sarahmah214 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:11

aww

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:13

Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:22

You should've told the little girl to go **** herself.

nickbouz 3

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:39

That's one solution! hahaha

sallen0046 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:42

I'm sorry, were you unaware that you are overweight and have small breasts? You can't complain that your life is ****** just because other people comment on things you should have been perfectly aware of. You don't want to be fat then diet and exercise. Losing weight will maker your small breasts proportionate to your body and thus not seem so small. If you don't want to take action, don't complain when people comment.

lana1316 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:50

aww nobody deserves that

HOMEBOYPRICELESS 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:50

No one likes smalls boobs

phatdaddy62 23

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:45

ummm. I do.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 9 September 2010 18:31

#178 That's completely untrue. Some guys actually do prefer smaller boobs. Small boobs generally are less saggy or aren't saggy at all.

SmallTownCutie 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:51

Aww, I'm sorry. Kids are harsh:(

ERich331 3

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:52

157... yay!

MobPanda 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:00

lol owned by a kid

mintcar 9

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:20

I just wanted to say that your display picture is extremely cute.

pcakewafflebacon 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:22

you are a man. named Lauren.

thegooseisloose 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:34

Yuh!

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