Miscellaneous: Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy...

By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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Mistaken identity

By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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Bad hair day

By Hairdresser On Fire - 01/10/2019 18:05 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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Rare insults corner

By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By DeeElleGee - 14/11/2009 00:09 - Canada

Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML

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Fortuitous 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:22

You're a bad role model.

krushr 3

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:23

Time to invest in some make-up and nail polish.

Comments

longtimesunshine 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 7:47

You never know what a kid will say until it's too late. But it's usually the truth

bina10 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:14

haha aww what do you look like? that a lil girl can't tell?!!.. lmao

CplChain 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 10:17

O.o whoa...well it could be worst?

nancynation93 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 10:40

makeover time.

504tilldeath 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 10:53

well it's probably because you are ugly.

saragr94 2

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:46

now this is a real fml ... i suggest you get a makeover

XCataclysmZ 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:57

Thats F•U•N•N~Y

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 20 October 2010 15:30

The androgenous look is in this season. But, I think you went a bit overboard..

7spears 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 16:11

are you gay?

LittleMagicWolf 7

Wednesday 20 October 2010 16:38

my little sister used to do that. I wish I could say she was still learning the difference between genders, but I feel like somewhere in the back of her 5 year old mind, she's playing dumb to insult me. D: