By drewcaver - 12/04/2015 19:49 - United States - Houston

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
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bunnybean12321 18

on the bright side, at least theyre non toxic, so other than a tummy ache, she should be alright

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c_wyld 21

I once got sick in kindergarden by eating a whole tube of glue, and then got sick all over my teacher.

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kitzy2011 9

Was her face the same colour as the crayon?

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Slasher2977 19

Or would you say , her face did have color to it ? Crayons are very colorful

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ksks1234 33

I hate when people try to act superior to people who believe in organized religion. I have met plenty of intelligent people that believe in god.

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twitchywaffles 26

At you listened. One time my teacher didn't listen and I threw up on a play dough castle. 50 dollars of non washable toys down the drain

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writerchic85 25

At least her vomit will be bright and colorful

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JKPwnage 27

And that, kids, is how natural selection works!

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mosquito19 14

crayons are not toxic, she was probably upset because it tastes like shit.

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ShannonBitt 29

You have a nurse at your church (or other religious meeting place)?

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mrjiggles1992 18

Ah Sunday "school" a place you learn nothing. That kid should be taken else where and taught not to eat the effing crayons!! Parents poor only been to busy praying to teach their kid...

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bunnybean12321 18

yeah cause it makes just as much sense thatbthe universe just happened to create itself?

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