By butterball - 18/07/2012 14:41 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 153
You deserved it 6 583

Same thing different taste

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Anyone brave enough to attempt to shave a dodecahedron in their pubic hair? You could become a pubic legend OP!

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perdix 29

Where are the Geometry Nazis when you need them. A dodecahedron is a 3D solid with 12 faces and would stick out of her pants like a spheroidal penis or a lone, shriveled ********. Clearly, she meant a dodecagon, a 12-sided planar polygon, even though her pubic region is not a Cartesian plane -- it's more *lowers sunglasses* Eu-clit-ean.

gmc_blossom 21

Maybe she had enough hair to make a 3D shape. 0_0

I really hope you aren't an engineer or mathematician. Then it wouldn't be okay not to know what a dodecahedron is. Even if you did have some kind of disease, it's not okay for him to go around telling it. Your ****** is none of his business anyway.

X_Codes 11

on a lighter note you won't be bothered by any more coworkers

VooDooCarrie91 19

It's amusing that he turned the idea of a geometric shape into an STD... Sue for slander.

Soon they'll have a service when women get waxed where they do these "designs" for you like what they do at ghe barber for guys when they request for designs on their head.

I'm getting my favorite geometrical shape! The Bermuda Triangle!

that's not a bad choice. they will also have a fine menu selection as well as illustrations.

WTF, both the question and the harassment are totally not appropriate for work.

You should tell him the only way I could forgive you is if you shave it

You know, for some strange reason, I truly cannot stand out when one refers to a girl's bush as "bald"... I dunno why exactly, but "shaved".just does it for me 110%. It might be because "shaved" implies it was an actual choice, but "bald" either means that it was an involuntary decision over which she has no control, or, (******* gross this is) she's too young to grow one if she wanted lulz

Just a note some people are bald not from losing hair or not being old enough to have hair but from indeed... Shaving it.