By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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Aniland 2

I don't think he deserved to be beaten and robbed...though the statement was insensitive. XD

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1bored 0

Jaja thats hilarios and a good comeback phrase!!

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select12 0

Well... That's what you get for being an asshole..

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Sounds like you should invest in birth control not to further contaminate the gene pool with heartlessness and stupidity.

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novellover63 0

Right on! People should NOT be having kids if they can't even feed them! YDDI (don't deserve)

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philadelphianus 0

that's ****** up. people like that shouldn't be having kids.

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Jennydew 0

I have to say YDI. You just don't say things like that to people.

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kendalle_fml 0

Not nice to say but honestly, if people thought before having babies..... but there are places that help people not starve for 2 days. Places that give free medical care for mom-to-bes. soup shelters, and so forth that begging doesn't have to be your income. Even open adoptions people pay for you to have medical care, shelter, and food to get to know you before having a baby. Which honestly if you can't feed your self, you probably aren't financially stable enough for a a baby.

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