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Ha ha. Awesome. Sleezy Santa has got all the lines. Anyway, we all know it is Santa's MO to stuff the naughty little girls stockings with his lumps of coal... And the good little girls get him emptying his sack down their chimney. ;-)
better to get some'n than noth'n I say
he's probably outside the mall now ringing a bell with perverted smile on his face. ..... excuse me, but I have to run out and get me a Santa suit. maybe get a bunny suit for Easter too
LOL
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Show it anywayagreed. that's exactly what I was thinking. one time is enough for me to realize hmmm I should prob not let him do that again. especially if he smells like pee. gross
girls are ****** these days, they act like it's such a big deal but obviously they don't care if they didn't smack them or do something about it, it's very pathetic.
Did you feel the lump of coal in his pocket as he pulled you close, you naughty, naughty girl?
this ^
28 - why do you have a strong hand? *****.
My hand is strong because I pimp slap hoes, much like yourself, into submission and intelligence. That is all.
Ohhhh Shitttttttttttttttttttt ^ that was quite clever
Awww poor you!! that sucks!!
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gotta love Creeper Clause.. FYL. go take a shower and scrub away as much dirty as you can! lol
Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines. Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)