By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:09 - United States

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Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
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kindlystfupls 0

gotta love Creeper Clause.. FYL. go take a shower and scrub away as much dirty as you can! lol

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Jimboom 11

Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines. Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)

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RedPillSucks 31

That's when you should have tasered his ass.

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skyeyez9 24

That was when you should have broke his nose with your fist. Don't let random people grope you.

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mrlopez 13

That's pretty easy to say, but what if Santa's the big one and OP's the small one?

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whatyotalkinbout 0

he's got a package for you - awwwright

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

BRB..... buying a santa suit!

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juliaaalove 8

aww that's cute :) haha!

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joethemaggio 0

Well of course he smells like pee, he has nasty little kids sit on his lap all day!

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tcj2010 5

sound like sumtn from law and order svu

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wandi_fml 2

Now I'll never look at Santa the same way again...

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Cr4zyd4wg 0

Santa Claus: he sees you when you're sleeping, he had small people that work for him in his house, he sneaks into your house at night, steals your food, and leaves you mysterious toys.

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