By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
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kindlystfupls 0

gotta love Creeper Clause.. FYL. go take a shower and scrub away as much dirty as you can! lol

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Jimboom 11

Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines. Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)

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easwhitey 0

Sooooo he's got a present in his pants for you?

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unluckybastard18 0

Santa needs loving too lol

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All_For_Love 0

Careful... he's watching 0.o Aga creepy santas make me laugh

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Aoife_ckyou 0

you should have said "I'm on your Christmas list but you're on the sex offenders list"

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Gadomski87 2

This made me laugh tooooooooo hard.

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kittylady666 0

merry christmas, you are getting laid this year.

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Quyzl 0

Tosh says: Bottle up that Kite Runner shame.

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lil_miss_blair 0

OMG SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME THIS WEEKEND! CREEPER SANTAS ARE EVERYWHERE!

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