By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:09 - United States

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Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
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kindlystfupls 0

gotta love Creeper Clause.. FYL. go take a shower and scrub away as much dirty as you can! lol

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Jimboom 11

Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines. Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)

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moemoe317 0

that Santa is smooth

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Shaggy_92 5

hots girls get it like that. my gf got the same thing just about...and mall Santa got his ass kicked. I beat the shit out of a skinny 72 yr old man wearing a fat suit.

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mrsflinstone 0

well girl. this probably your only chance!!! go get laid.

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anahlicious 10

hahahahha this is hilarious!!!

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JosieBongs 0

I doubt if that had actually happened you would be on fmylife.com sharing it with millions of strangers rather than dragging him to court sharing it with judge judy.

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ashisthebomb 0

creepy!!!! was he drunk???

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RPattzs_gurl 0

LOL this reminds me of that movie Bad Santa although, I've never had a chance to finish watching it.

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