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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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RickySleeves 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:46

Are you Canadian?

iLike2Teabag 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:48

That's okay. Just wrote him an I.O.U. for 1 free mugging and call it even Stevens.

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JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:29

What the ****? It's not Canada?!

JustinJK 21

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:40

My conditioned response to homeless people is "ew go away".

zahidnasir 22

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:46

stupid forever

duramunch18 9

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:49

That's why everybody should open carry. fight crime shoot back

Tthug 34

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:55

I'm much more a fan of conceal carry, because of the gun idiots that freak out because they think guns will fire by themselves like spontaneous combustion or some bullshit. But open carry is just as good.

Firecubitch 5

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:52

You could have asked for his PayPal.

FitFriday 32

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:53

The most polite victim award goes to OP

michelle202123 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:01

sounds like something I would do... and then when my friends lecture me about apologizing too much, I apologize... Lol

Skylarconner 14

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:33

your personality is a good one, don't hate yourself and keep that personality it's a rare one :)

mukduk 21

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:50

Charming, #27.... Charming.

Drnknmonkey08 12

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:56

why would you apoligise?! that's pretty much saying it's okay what he was trying to do!

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