Miscellaneous: Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for...

By SetoAyumi - 15/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

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Same thing different taste

By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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All over cheese?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 01:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, my family had an argument with me because I bought the wrong kind of cheese. They never said what kind they wanted. The argument ended with my mother saying that she wished she could kill herself, because of how horrible of a person I am. FML

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Channeling Gordon Ramsay

By ThisIsGonnaBeALongFewDays - 13/02/2023 22:00

Today, my cousin came by to visit, and we went out to a pizza restaurant for dinner. She’s a very picky eater, so much so that she takes the cheese off the pizza, despite me politely asking her not to. One of the chefs walks by, sees it, and yells, “What have you done to my beautiful pizza!?” at us. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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Smooth

By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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krushr 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:50

I can't believe how selfish you are. Didn't your mother teach you to ALWAYS have an assortment of cheeses on hand for such occasions? Sheesh.

AnonymousTroll 2

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:49

I can make a cheesy one liner about this, but I'd rather not...

Comments

Almanzire2 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 7:37

And you just stood there like an idiot? What is she doing in your fridge anyways?

wittygirl 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 8:36

Sign her up for the nut house with the mom who went postal for an open toothpaste bottle.. They can be bunk mates

AunteyN 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 11:13

Well she obviously doesn't have an assortment of cheeses either, since she came over to borrow yours.

CeeCeebabyy4 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:44

Lol I love cheese

pandashinny 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:32

If you lived in wisconsinn I'd hope you'd have a large assortment of cheese

hauntslider 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:53

That why I don't talk to my neighboors,

futurecatlady 2

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:33

At least she didn't ask for eggs.

Nicoyamom 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:05

She has some nerve....

Uvabunchies 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 22:32

Yet she has absolutely NO CHEESE herself - definitely not an assortment of cheeses - so she has to ask for yours and yell at you when you don't have an assortment after she rudely snoops through your fridge. If the bitch wants an assortment so damn bad then maybe she should buy her own damn cheese.

HellOnWheels357 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 22:55

Wow.. Are you serious? That actually pisses me off a bit. I can't believe your neighbor.. She handled that really well. YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE ******* CHEESE