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By SetoAyumi - 15/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

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Same thing different taste

By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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All over cheese?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 01:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, my family had an argument with me because I bought the wrong kind of cheese. They never said what kind they wanted. The argument ended with my mother saying that she wished she could kill herself, because of how horrible of a person I am. FML

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Channeling Gordon Ramsay

By ThisIsGonnaBeALongFewDays - 13/02/2023 22:00

Today, my cousin came by to visit, and we went out to a pizza restaurant for dinner. She’s a very picky eater, so much so that she takes the cheese off the pizza, despite me politely asking her not to. One of the chefs walks by, sees it, and yells, “What have you done to my beautiful pizza!?” at us. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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You deserved it 78

Smooth

By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

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You deserved it 770

By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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krushr 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:50

I can't believe how selfish you are. Didn't your mother teach you to ALWAYS have an assortment of cheeses on hand for such occasions? Sheesh.

AnonymousTroll 2

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:49

I can make a cheesy one liner about this, but I'd rather not...

Comments

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:55

first of all, how is she going to come over YOUR house asking for some cheese? second of all, how is she going to get mad cause you don't have the type that she wants? tell her to take her ass to the damn grocery store!! smh

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:13

OP, if you want you can have my cheese. I have a lot for some reason, not just chedder either.

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:58

1-800-chokedathoe! That should do the trick.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:04

So she just walked into your house over to your refrigerator? Who the hell does that?

FroHo 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:40

Cosmo Kramer ;)

MyS3lf 24

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:06

This is why I never bother talking to the neighbors. I do not want some weirdo thinking it's ok to stop in just because they happen to live near me. I hate people, and that chick would have lasted about 2 seconds in my home after treating me like that. My advice to you is, don't let the crazy b***h back in your house.

maryam8869 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:11

hahahaha .. thats crazy

kirsty1551 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:12

she must have really needed that cheese.

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:14

Go to her house and ask to borrow some money. When she offers you $10, angrily refuse it, go through her purse and the yell at her for not having just hundreds.

DallasMavs 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:15

How do you allow her to into your home like that?

killak41 9

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:15

Sometimes you just need to slap a hoe

abceasyas123abc 12

Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:50

She's not a gardening tool.

killak41 9

Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:58

Glad you could figure that one out

FarSide 22

Tuesday 15 November 2011 18:13

@66: You're a tool.

abceasyas123abc 12

Wednesday 16 November 2011 2:15

Killak41, I'm detecting some sarcasm in your comment. You know "hoes" are gardening tools, right? They are distinct from "hos" who feel entitled to the contents of their neighbors' refrigerators.