By SetoAyumi - 15/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I can't believe how selfish you are. Didn't your mother teach you to ALWAYS have an assortment of cheeses on hand for such occasions? Sheesh.

I can make a cheesy one liner about this, but I'd rather not...

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Did you beat her with a spatula & yell "get out you crazy cheese lady!!!" ? Thats what I would have done..

lizard399 0

When neighbors come to borrow stuff don't you know you're supposed to be ready!? Open the door with an assortment of cheeses AND crackers! Because this land is my land and this land is your land, and my fridge is just an add-on to yours.

WTF How in the hell will u let her in? If I were u I would have done the same thing when ever I need cheese. Screw her!!!!

Well you should always have an assortment of cheeses, duh!

So, next time that psycho arrives at your doorstep, you're telling her to stop trespassing or else you call the cops, right?

chels1994 11

That'd be the last time she ever came in my house

theevilduchess 12

And that's when you whoop her ever-loving ass for touching your fridge. She can go to the store and buy cheese like the big kids do!

KiddNYC1O 20