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By cargaljen - 17/05/2014 21:34 - United States - Olathe

Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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Sunday 18 May 2014 11:44

You had one job

chuka81 27

Sunday 18 May 2014 11:57

You're a car salesman and you can't drive? I'm impressed.

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wanted_2_want 40

Sunday 18 May 2014 13:12

I'd say it was an expensive experience.

rybaby23 8

Sunday 18 May 2014 13:55

You done messed up A-A-Ron.

TCRII 29

Sunday 18 May 2014 14:44

From now on, your nick name will be Crash.

fader48080 10

Sunday 18 May 2014 14:48

"and as you can see this model has really great crumple zones. look at the way she folded up in the trunk just like a well weathered accordion."

vikky538 28

Sunday 18 May 2014 15:46

well its not customers you worry about anymore. was your manager around when it happened

cargaljen 8

Sunday 18 May 2014 19:45

This is mine. I am the manager....... :(

dman1997 5

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:49

Hopefully your employees don't give you too much crap over this.

JBChristian 47

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:27

A kid manager, with a mustache. I mustache you a question, how does one become a manager at such a young age? I gotta give you an A+ for not hitting the cars beside you. That's pretty good for a little girl ;p

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 18 May 2014 16:08

i never understood how people dont know what gear they are in, or mistake brake for gas pedal and vice versa. and regardless of that, why are you driving that fast pulling out of a parking space that you damaged both cars that bad?