Transportation: Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with...

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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Thanks asshole

By WearingOff - 03/08/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

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Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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redcode5 17

Friday 29 July 2016 18:31

Go to the police office and file a complaint.

irishmaiden78 23

Friday 29 July 2016 18:32

OP, you need to report the officer. Write down in detail everything that happened so you don't forget anything. That officer needs to get a real reality check.

Comments

jamesderp 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 1:11

Life tip: Always have a camera running when encountering police

infinitemonkey 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 1:25

Go to court. I bet he won't even show up.

MamaChey 24

Saturday 30 July 2016 1:27

Just because an officer is flirty with OP, doesn't mean she didn't deserve to be pulled over and ticketed. Period. Did anyone else note that she didn't say "pulled over for no reason"?

Gk9Zoidberg 3

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:21

combat the ticket in court

colo16_fml 10

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:34

Well what did he pull you over for in the first place?

bradenh413 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:35

If he pulled you over, he was prolly gonna give you a ticket anyways

msean 2

Saturday 30 July 2016 4:34

Get a dash cam so you'll have the audio next time. Techmoan on YouTube has great reviews

Catdragon 40

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:30

In that kind of situation, I'd be a waitress or bartender. They only act kind/flirt to get better tips. I don't normally like leading people on, I tend to be blunt and honest about my intentions. But if I knew someone had the power over me, I wouldn't hesitate to play.

kenabrookee 17

Saturday 30 July 2016 14:05

I'm gonna call bullshit on a cop pulling you over just to flirt. Let's hear what you did to get pulled over in the first place, because that was conveniently left out :)

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Sunday 31 July 2016 0:52

I think I read somewhere that cops try to schedule all of their contested ticket cases for the same day once a month. So if OP reschedules to a different day the same month, he likely won't show up and the case will automatically be ruled in her favor. Either way, I agree she should report his misconduct.