Kids: Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally...

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 06:00

Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML

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By Shitfaced - 22/11/2022 12:00

Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 18:00

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Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 08:01

Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

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By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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Thursday 30 December 2010 9:02

Karma will him someday.

xMafia 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:04

OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.

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ashpoo2011 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:11

Good job!

1twilight 0

Monday 3 January 2011 5:11

i would have punched him 2

j_cat187 19

Monday 3 January 2011 9:14

blind him wth science!!!

boredmex01 2

Tuesday 4 January 2011 3:44

you did the right thing!:) I commend you:D

saucymcmuffy 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:29

Why are you so awesome?

claiiire_fml 17

Friday 7 January 2011 22:49

Stupid police. That little shit got what he deserved. FYL totally. Hopefully you gave him a broken nose and a black eye.

ohaimrmuffin 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 13:01

He'll get his one day :) it'll be you laughing while he gets cuffed and thrown into a police car. I saw your user name, not all of us are bad i'm 14 :)