Kids: Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally...

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML

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Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML

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Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

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By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML

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By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:02

Karma will him someday.

xMafia 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:04

OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.

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Justaminorthreat 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 19:22

I'm a punk. We're not all like that. I promise.

sincerely331 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:47

That punk ass college kid should of gotten jumped. Stupid mother ******, I hate insensitive people like that. If he's making fun of handi capp then he shouldn't be in college cause he's waaay too immature. I hope yu tell that basturd to go kill himself after yu punched him

sincerely331 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:55

And for the stupid assholes who saying OP deserve it, yu obviously don't have kids. OP is a good parent for standing up for his child, even if it means going to jail, yur kid should always come first no matter what and should never let anyone harm yur kid physically or mentally!

ChickenLegs937 6

Thursday 14 April 2011 13:36

i'd punch him too.

ChangMu 8

Friday 15 April 2011 6:49

Sympathy, because you have a retarded son. I'm sorry.

sharkwkrox 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:09

Awww OMG :( people like that can screw themselves. once I find out someone makes fun of people like that, I immediately hate them.

Burning65 5

Monday 9 May 2011 21:39

Your kid isn't handicapped. The guy who offended him is.

emsiti 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:31

no you dont hit you scream brandine weres my shot gun?

K1ll_J0y 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:27

omg r u the dad from breaking bad?

sdmf6247 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:34

that is crap and u did the right thing. if I was the cop I would have given u my collapsing baton and then looked the other way until u rendered him a quadropoliegic.