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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in my furnace. This would have been fine, except he didn't wake me up until he was already in my room, where I was sleeping naked. FML
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humorizer 14

Eh, just for the heck of it, second? Also, why didn't you lock the door before going to bed? Lucky for you it wasn't a rapist/burglar.

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spacebar1 0

sleeping naked FTW.

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COBRAMORPH 0

YDI for sleeping naked. Lika a ****. ****.

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Jimboom 11

Hey now. There's nothing wrong with *****. ;)

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Ashimali 0

lots of people sleep naked...how is that being a ****? its simply more comfortable for some people.

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schwinn11 0

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pregnantpianist 2

But wouldnt that be considered a form of prostitution? Just sayin lol

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Sappheyes 0

This. Although maybe the notice somehow never made it to her? Or perhaps her roommate ordered the maintenance?

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pinkkloverr 0

ummmmm... WTF?!!! this guy went into your room especially while you were sleeping? rapist? i don't understand why someone would just walk into your BEDROOM! next time lock the doors and have them come back when you're awake.

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jts2 3

Totally sounds like the beginning of a porno.

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sparkey0127 0

uhh? I expected to see this question already but didn't... how the hell did he get into your house? I'm assuming your the only one home since he had to get your permission... who let him into your home?

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driedpeaches 0

do you live in an apartment/rental and he is the maintenance guy? I'd call the cops and if he has a boss call them too.

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CallMeHush 0

If repair boy was so comfortabe walking around your house and invading private living spaces why didn't he help himself to the boiler room? Why don't I ever find girls sleeping nekkid? Damn.

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DemonicAngel151 0

I sleep naked every night, it's so comfortable, I used to sleep in my bra and undies, but then I found out that sleeping naked is much better.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

And creepy rapist repair men everywhere thank you

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Ariel881 0

The maintenance guys for apartments are allowed to enter after they knock if you don't answer. And when they change the furnace filters, it's usually twice a year and they leave a notice on your door the day before (or in the hallway depending on the type of apartment) that they will be in there on a specific day. Every apartment I've lived in, they don't need the manager to accompany them, but some places might be different. He shouldn't have gone into your room, though.

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