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By Woops - 27/08/2014 22:57 - United States - Secaucus

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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You deserved it 169

By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

No introductions needed

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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flashback_fml 14

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:50

You sound insane

LostMy_Marbles 24

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:51

You let her come over knowing you had her face as a target there? And you hate her so why have her over anyway?

Comments

jamnglamgirlie 17

Thursday 28 August 2014 22:49

Why was she at your house? Who invited her? Where did you get a picture of her? Why was she in your room? Did you give her permission?

cypherwars 15

Thursday 28 August 2014 22:57

OP, are you nuts? you bothered enough to tape a picture of your nemesis? and you invite her?

SiRiSpartan 12

Thursday 28 August 2014 23:11

Did anybody else see that the person whose face was taped to the dartboard posted an FML that is still in moderation?

ArashiGirl 13

Friday 29 August 2014 0:15

I hope that one gets approved.

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 29 August 2014 13:43

That always happens with a good FML. "Today, my dog got ran over. FML. In moderation: "Today, I ran over some kids dog. FML." It's usually just someone trying to leech. I've never seen two sides get posted, so that's my assumption.

Gurnir 10

Thursday 28 August 2014 23:16

Sweg

annarcheer 19

Thursday 28 August 2014 23:25

why was she at ur house

andythewrong 5

Friday 29 August 2014 0:36

What's wrong with that ?

Thorzix 23

Friday 29 August 2014 1:11

Obviously could be wrong about these, but; The fact you hate yer yet she showed up at your place kinda hits she found your address on her own, kinda hits at her being insane. The fact she shows up at your place at all kinda hints she's not doing anything mean to you, so that'd make you a bitch for hating someone without a reason, and then going as far as taping her face on a dartboard. If those two things are anywhere near true, I think both of you should seek help.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 29 August 2014 1:52

If she came over unannounced then it's not really a huge issue well on your part...one thing for sure I think you both have a common bond now you both hate each other