By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 16:29 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, a senile old lady came up to me and offered me chocolate. I noticed that it was ex-lax, so I politely told her no. My 4-year-old daughter pushed me aside and ate the ex-lax, because she thought it was candy. I now have a stinky child on a 3 hour bus ride, with no stops. FML
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thats_my_job 11

You couldn't stop your child? I'd never let my daughter take any sort of candy from a stranger. I would have said no, given a reason and distracted my daughter with something else.

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BobbieH 19

How do you let your child eat candy from a stranger? Seriously, its very concerning that you would allow that to happen. You're lucky it was only Ex-lax, it could have been any drug. You need to teach your child not to take anything you don't tell them is ok and you need to stop them before they take it if they happen to forget.

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luckoirish14 6

That sucks, teach your child not to accept candy from a stranger, problem solved

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ViviMage 39

As a parent it's your job to protect the child from these items. Btw, check the child for dehydration.

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melissapop 2

Do your job as a parent and stop her. How stupid are you.

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trills26 13

I'm sorry isn't "don't take candy from strangers" like child rearing 101........

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Namenlos_fml 20

Turn it into a lesson on why one shouldn't take candy from strangers.

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mfayem 15

Are you honestly saying you couldn't take something away from your four year old before they devoured it? You allowed your 4 year old to eat candy from a stranger. YDI

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shamille 5

How does your child take "candy" from a stranger when you're there? Doesn't make any sense.

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