By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 16:29 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, a senile old lady came up to me and offered me chocolate. I noticed that it was ex-lax, so I politely told her no. My 4-year-old daughter pushed me aside and ate the ex-lax, because she thought it was candy. I now have a stinky child on a 3 hour bus ride, with no stops. FML
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thats_my_job 11

You couldn't stop your child? I'd never let my daughter take any sort of candy from a stranger. I would have said no, given a reason and distracted my daughter with something else.

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bigbadtim 7

Chocolate ex-lax: the gift that keeps on giving.

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equin0xx 6

Ok assholes, bring out the shit puns... -___-

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lilhellian 26

*Twirls knife* This totally does not.. >.> Never encourage it..

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equin0xx 6

Ahh! Don't kill me please... it was ment as sarcasm but people obviously didnt get it.

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ICastillo 24

Ok #20 you asked....I bet the kid was in for a real * looks around*......shit storm. * runs away and hides*

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Look out, there's a homicidal puppy on the loose!

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lilhellian 26

I shall strike when you least expect it *maniacal laugh*

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equin0xx 6

93- I will. There shall never be any fml's of mine regarding him.

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ICastillo 24

*From hiding spot* pssst #151 is the little homicidal puppy gone? Can I come out now?

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lilhellian 26

*adjusts scope and waits for this lil rabbit to poke his head up*

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ICastillo 24

*still hiding* How can a little dog be so evil? You weren't loved as a puppy were you? Stop being mean you little Shit-zu.

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lilhellian 26

It's my duty. *throws a nade in your direction* And I am a pomeranian. I would comment on your mother but she is sacred in india. >.>

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GothickNihilist 15

That is a perfect example of why you should never take food from random strangers.

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mercsl65 7

I'm not sure I've ever had my 4 year old successfully push me out of the way of anything. I think your laissez fair take on raising children needs a little attention.

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ks23 9

Time to teach your child not to take candy from strangers

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juturnaamo 29

I'm sure she's learned that now.

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empath 20

Children have a strange way if letting parents know what they need whether they mean to or not.. Take this as a sign from your daughter that she needs you to start parenting, and potty training her..

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Twisted_Angel 17

so, what you're saying is, your daughter takes candy from strangers? does she also get into vans to "help look for a puppy"? you better nip that now. this time she's got the *****, next time it could be worse. YDI for not teaching your daughter better.

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