Or maybe it's cuz you're really flat chested

Or take him shopping for a new outfit to make him look like the macho man op wants him to look like. I'm sure her bf will think it's fabulous.

Or she just really looks like a dude..

I read this comment and I could feel my optimism level rise.

Just the way you are..

You naughty pervert!

Lmao

Good one

.... What the ****?

I think getting naked solves everything. I bet it'll help me pass Chemistry, too. I'll try your advice, thanks!

It probably will! I'm naked 83% of the day, every day.

#19 Are you suggesting that OP get implants? :(

I wasn't making any suggestions, I was just stating a possibility. That is her choice, I wouldn't advise any unnecessary surgery.

#40 It's not really a possibility for most people though. I've considered it, but a) my boyfriend thinks it's gross and b) I don't have enough money and taking out a loan to get implants is just ridiculous. Besides, I don't understand why some people think that women are unattractive if they have small boobs.

Looks like the boob size debate has begun.. again, didn't we go over this in the last boob related FML. Whether they're BIG or small, we should love them all!

#57 THANK YOU. That needed to be said.

I like melons.

I personally could care less about breast size. More important things. But well said GoW_Chick, they are all wonderful.

BOOBIES MAKE ME HAPPY. That is all.

#38, Do you know what's actually unattractive? Not small boobs, people who whine because they have low self-esteem.

I agree with you entirely #88.

Although I agree with 88, I'm going to have to say theres a double standard here. Most girls prefer a big wang, amirite? So if a guy wants big boobs, you can't be upset. It's all up to personal preference. There is no understanding why some people think bigger is better, it is what it is.

Not necessarily, as long as the guy knows how to use his 'wang', I'm perfectly happy. Size really isn't everything.

The bigger the better...unless its a wart.

I did say most. I'm not saying bigger is better for everyone, but for a lot of people it is, and there's no changing it.

Ah yes. My bad, but I am very tired. Please forgive me.

123- I am going to have to disagree with you. It doesn't matter the size. I know that I don't want a 'mutha ****** MONSTA ****'-(Jenna Marbles 'What Nicki Minaj wants in a man' reference) that's gonna rip me open. It all depends on if he can perform well. :)

Everyone would be comparing from their experiences, it all depends on the guy, some people think it's the size that makes the difference but it's actually his moves. My best isn't the biggest but... He still rocked my world.

Size does not matter, it's how you use it.

I'm going to pretend that I'm actually sharing valuable experience even though I've only been with one guy. Size doesn't matter.

161- That's my scenario! I've been with my one and only and that's all of my experience with a man. I feel that it is special, but others may not think that my opinion is relevant due to my lack of comparison.

Penis.

Are we all on this comment now that Mr. Mime kicked you all off of his comment?

Eh, sorry about the extra "of".

If it's the size of Enrique Iglesias' penis, then there is a problem. Otherwise, if he can use it well or do other things, it's ok.

OK, scratch that. You all don't seem to like it. New plan: Make your boyfriend dress in drag. You want to be identified as a man-woman couple, but you evidently can't pull off the feminine look. Maybe he can be a more convincing woman than you are.

I give it a 'B' for Beiber, which is likely the look OP is going for.

I would. Guys who look like girls are mostly super hot. Girls who look like guys can be hot too, but I haven't seen as many of them who pull it off.

Making fun of gay people isn't funny! You just look like an arsehole.

Flashing isn't always the answer :)