Love: Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend...

By Mrs. Man - 02/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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The real me

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 137

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 767

You deserved it 3 210

By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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You deserved it 8 071

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By Bliggins - 28/11/2012 03:08 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

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You deserved it 2 960

Great expectations

By trustworthy friend - 22/12/2022 12:00

Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML

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By charma - 11/07/2009 13:14 - United States

Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 995

This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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DrMime 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:42

"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "

obviousboy 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:43

Shave your upper lip.

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:45

Oh, hi Cindy. Have a seat... Take of your bra if you'd like...

Devin91 20

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:46

Do you have short hair?

husky22 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:48

stuff ur bra?

flapdoodle 2

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:52

FYL for being so hung up on what other people think about you.

DrMime 10

Friday 3 February 2012 0:04

'Hung' up? Isn't that the reason she's been mistaken for a guy?

BiGxMoE_fml 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:06

U totally deserved it!! SHAVEEE WOMAN!!!

mouammarkadhafi 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:21

Try wearing girl clothes it might help..

aquaeyedsiren 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:45

Hispanic man: "I would love to feel your moustache on my moustache..." meg griffin"there's plenty more body hair where that came from...".

AllSoul 23

Friday 3 February 2012 0:59

That must of been awkward...

chrisiffer 17

Friday 3 February 2012 1:02

Meg

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 3 February 2012 1:28

Who gives a **** what others think. Say "thanks asshole, I am a girl - but I'm happy for you that you are so comfortable with your gayness that you think everyone looks like a man".