Love: Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend...

By Mrs. Man - 02/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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The real me

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By Bliggins - 28/11/2012 03:08 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

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Great expectations

By trustworthy friend - 22/12/2022 12:00

Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML

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By charma - 11/07/2009 13:14 - United States

Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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DrMime 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:42

"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "

obviousboy 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:43

Shave your upper lip.

Comments

HunterAlpha1 8

Friday 3 February 2012 23:39

maybe if you dressed like one...

lil_bobby2408 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 1:56

I feel really bad for you if this is 100% true, which I think it is

BullletProof 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:47

All these people telling you to get more girly so that people will know your female? yeah, **** THEM. Be who you wanna be and who it makes you happy to be. Don't be girly just cuz society says you should. I for one am only attracted to girls who have shorter hair, wear more guyish clothes. Be yourself - obviously your boyfriend loves you for who you are, so it shouldnt matter what people descide you should be. gender is just a thing and it really doesnt matter as much as society trys to tell us.

Rach227 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:13

Agree with you totally! OP can be whoever she wants to be **** everyone else

mjbjenkins 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 4:35

Try shaving, it might show results. Also, plastic surgery and grow out your hair.

katielil 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 4:49

You should probably try wearing make-up and giving a shit about your appearance otherwise you will be known as a male and your boyfriend will look gay.

danniru11 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:10

I have to say...I'm loving the name.

mfayem 15

Saturday 4 February 2012 23:25

That's ok. My last boyfriend looked like a girl. Anytime we walked into a store, the employees would always say "Hi ladies". Some people didn't believe us when we tried explaining he was a guy.