By je_regrette_tout - 09/03/2013 18:50 - France - Livry-gargan

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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML
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Cbizzlez 10

"Hey can I get a glass of water" "Sure, can I get you anything else?" (**** music starts to play)

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konstantinos616 17

Was his name Dick Jagger by chance? Because he certainly used his moves on you

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Miki101 18

I actually find this to be quite humorous.

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xrudeboyrock 29

Sounds more like *****'s logic to me.

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stargirl_95 24

That was a pretty big leap of logic there luv.

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dyehardxen 19

So, What you're saying, is that if I give a glass of water to every tech to walk through my door, eventually I'll have sex? Alright, I'll do it.

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firefighter925 18

damn im gonna start givin my girlfriend a glass water and see where it goes. lol

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incendiaaa 23

if that's what you have to resort to to get laid with your own girlfriend...

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tdotjohn 1

Woke up this morning with dignity..... Aaaaaaand it's gone.

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